Fatty is very, very fat,
Beaten to death out of sight,
Taken to be buried in the night,
With a tombstone erected at daylight.
Fatty is very, very gross,
Into a paper bag his crap goes,
When the paper bag gets too small,
Fatty simply ate it all.
Vocabulary
bong3pai2 [bɔŋ-pai]: (noun) tombstone
cua1lorkk [tsua-lɔk]: (noun) paper bag
hai3hai1 [hai-hai]: (adverb) enormously
ka3ki3 [ka-ki]: (pronoun) own self, oneself, alone
leow4 [liau]: (verb) to finish, to be done, to waste, to use up
lork1-lork3 [lɔk]: (adjective) sloppy
ma1cai3RW [ma-tsai]: (noun) tomorrow
phak3 [phaʔ]: (verb) to beat
phak1 si4 [phaʔ-si]: (verb) to be beaten to death
tay4 [te]: (verb) to fill, to contain
tua3 pui2 [tua-pui]: (adjective) very fat
Commentary
Even in early 20th century Penang, obesity is not something to be proud of, and those who are extremely overweight are often the brunt of jokes. This Hokkien rhyme, Tua Pui, pokes fun at the obese, who are often equated with laziness and sloppiness. It is an age when there was no such thing as being "politically correct."
Although it is not kind to taunt those who are overweight, I preserve this rhyme as it is, to show the often derogatory nature of the Penang Hokkiens, who often have a superiority complex and condescend on those who are different from them.
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